Alexis Castle: So, there'll be time to hit the beach while we're in L.A., right?
Richard Castle: No, we're here to learn about my missing time, not work on your tan.
Alexis Castle: Oh, give me a little credit, Dad. I'm not that shallow. We were hoping to scope out some quality man candy.
Hayley Shipton: Hmm, surfers are hot.
Alexis Castle: Mmm.
Richard Castle: You are a bad influence.
Hayley Shipton: Thank you.
Madison Queller: Okay. Next time I'm hitting on a guy you like, come clean with me before I go out with him so you don't have to arrest me to break up the date.
Kate Beckett: Madison, that's not...
Madison Queller: No, no, no, no, no. I get it. You're hot for Castle. You wanna make little Castle babies. Why couldn't you just be honest.
Kate Beckett: Maddy.
Madison Queller: What?
Kate Beckett: He can hear us.