Kate Beckett: Hey, who the hell keeps texting?Milo Pavlik: It's a news alert. There's a three-alarm fire going in Brooklyn.Richard Castle: Where in Brooklyn?Milo Pavlik: Uh... some factory on Arcadia Lane.Richard Castle: Oh, no.
Richard Castle: Yeah. She's still not taking my calls.Kate Beckett: Well, can you blame her, Castle? You practically turned her into a Smurf.Richard Castle: Na'vi would be a more contemporary reference.
Richard Castle: What are you doing here?Kate Beckett: You'd know if you'd answer your phone.Richard Castle: Listen, if you want your very own signed copy of "Storm Season", I'd be happy to arrange a private signing.Kate Beckett: Cap your pen, Castle. There's been a murder here.Richard Castle: Here at SuperNovaCon?Kate Beckett: Mmm-hmm.Richard Castle: Shiny.
Martha Rodgers: Okay, ladies, I have decided that I should change my autograph. So... what do you think?Alexis Castle: Gram, that looks exactly like your usual autograph.Martha Rodgers: No. No, no, no, no. My usual autograph when I am merely an actress is like this. Sort of carefree and- and whimsical...Martha Rodgers: ...Whereas the other conveys insight, wisdom. They're completely different. Can't you see that?Hayley Shipton: Insight.Alexis Castle: Wisdom.Alexis Castle: Absolutely. Good job.Hayley Shipton: Sure. Look at that.Hayley Shipton: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a business to run. Especially since you-know-who is completely useless.Richard Castle: I heard that. And if I'm so useless, why would Beckett ask me to consult on a murder? Oh, Mother, new autograph.Martha Rodgers: Yeah.Richard Castle: Nice. Conveys wisdom, insight. I like it.
