Kate Beckett: Hey, who the hell keeps texting?Milo Pavlik: It's a news alert. There's a three-alarm fire going in Brooklyn.Richard Castle: Where in Brooklyn?Milo Pavlik: Uh... some factory on Arcadia Lane.Richard Castle: Oh, no.
Richard Castle: Whoa, that is not the Suez Canal. Ooh.Richard Castle: If you're trying to decide what to wear, just keep wearing what you're wearing now. Or... less.Kate Beckett: Pervert!Richard Castle: That is Field Marshall Pervert to you.
Kate Beckett: Castle, something's wrong with your mother.Richard Castle: You're just realizing this now?
Kate Beckett: My God, Meredith, Castle did that? I can't believe that you married him.Richard Castle: What can't you believe? What? No. What- Don't- Come on. Beckett, there's two sides to that story. That- What did you- What story- What did you tell her?Meredith: The truth, Richard.Kate Beckett: Castle, you're not the man that I thought I knew.Richard Castle: I'm the man you thought you knew. I'm the man you know. I thought you- I'm that- You think- I know you- I'm him.Richard Castle: This is so not cool.