Richard Castle: You're telling me you're a spy?Jackson Hunt: "Intelligence asset" is the term.Richard Castle: My dad's a spy.
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Kate Beckett: Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.Richard Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy.Kate Beckett: No reason we can't enjoy this interview.
Alexis Castle: What is all that?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my lord.Richard Castle: Somewhere in one of these bags is the perfect baby shower gift for Jen and Ryan. I just need your help picking which one. Ready? Ta-da!Alexis Castle: No.Martha Rodgers: Is that a bulletproof baby vest?Alexis Castle: It's completely inappropriate.Richard Castle: Really?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my... so wrong.Richard Castle: Okay. Well, then you're gonna hate the onesies that say, "I'm with Officer Stupid."
Richard Castle: Thank you.Kate Beckett: For what?Richard Castle: For using "irony" correctly. Ever since that Alanis Morissette song, people use it when they actually mean "coincidence". It drives me nuts.