Richard Castle: Thank you.Kate Beckett: For what?Richard Castle: For using "irony" correctly. Ever since that Alanis Morissette song, people use it when they actually mean "coincidence". It drives me nuts.
Kate Beckett: [locked in a freezing storage container] I always thought, being a cop, I'd take a bullet. I never thought I'd freeze to death.Richard Castle: Hey, we're not dead yet.Kate Beckett: I just wish this was one of your books and you could re-write the ending.
Richard Castle: All right. So you and I are married.Kate Beckett: We are not married.Richard Castle: Relax. It's just pretend.Kate Beckett: I don't wanna pretend.Richard Castle: Scared you'll like it?Kate Beckett: Okay. If we're married, I want a divorce.Roger: Are you two like this all the time?Richard Castle, Kate Beckett: Yes.Richard Castle: All right. We're not married, but they were.
Richard Castle: Kate!Richard Castle: You're alive! Oh... and you're naked.Kate Beckett: Castle, turn around!Richard Castle: You know, your apartment *is* on fire, now might not be the best time for modesty.Kate Beckett: Castle, hand me a towel!Richard Castle: The towels are on fire.Kate Beckett: Well, what about the bathrobe?Richard Castle: The...
