Richard Castle: Thank you.Kate Beckett: For what?Richard Castle: For using "irony" correctly. Ever since that Alanis Morissette song, people use it when they actually mean "coincidence". It drives me nuts.
Trapper John: Where's my bus?Kate Beckett: The bus is on its way. It'll be there in twenty minutes.Trapper John: The hostages will be dead in two.Kate Beckett: No, nobody needs to die. Okay? It's coming. It's just, it's stuck in traffic.Trapper John: We have *rules*, Kate. I said I wouldn't kill anyone. You said you'd get me a bus. I lived up to my end of the deal.Kate Beckett: And I'm gonna live up to mine in just...Trapper John: I warned you not to jerk me around. Now, I was clear about the consequences. Do I have to prove how serious I am? Is that it?Kate Beckett: Okay, I-I think we both just need to take a deep breath and we can talk about...Trapper John: I'm done talking!Kate Beckett: What was that?Trapper John: A warning shot, Kate. The next one's for the kill!Martha Rodgers: Don't you touch him, you son-of-a-bitch!Richard Castle: No, no! Davenport, hold her back! I got this.Trapper John: [cocking his gun] I'm gonna make pretty red stains out of your boyfriend, Kate. I got my gun to his throat, and I'm gonna paint a Jackson Pollock with his insides!Captain Peterson: You need to calm him down.Kate Beckett: Listen to me, jackass, I do not control traffic. So you're gonna have to give me 20 minutes.Trapper John: Now you've got one minute, Kate.Kate Beckett: No! I've got 20. Do you hear me? Twenty. Because if you pull that trigger, I will walk through those doors and personally put a bullet through you skull.Trapper John: Okay, Kate, you got 20 more minutes.Captain Peterson: Well, that's one way to negotiate.
[glances at the bathrobe, it's on fire too]
Kate Beckett: So, you here to apologize for hiding me in your closet?Richard Castle: Look, let me explain. When I heard her voice, I reacted by instinct.Kate Beckett: Yeah, like the instinct of a sophomore in high school.Richard Castle: Right.Richard Castle: No. Look. I...Kate Beckett: Wait a minute. You're embarrassed about being seen with me.Richard Castle: Now that is not true. Look, I, This, I, Okay. This is all just still very new to me, and call me selfish, but I wanna keep what we have together... to ourselves a bit longer.Kate Beckett: Still, it wasn't your finest hour.Richard Castle: No.Richard Castle: But maybe I could... make it up to you... Somehow.Kate Beckett: I suppose since we know your mom's not gonna be barging in, we could go for round two.Richard Castle: Well, technically it would be round four, but...Richard Castle: She's stalking us. She knows.
