Richard Castle: Do you have anything to wear that's non-flammable?
Siobhan O'Doul: Fenton?Kevin Ryan: Siobhan?Siobhan O'Doul: Fenton!Jenny Ryan: Hey! What the hell are you doing? That's my husband!Siobhan O'Doul: You're married?Richard Castle: Whoa, lady, you can't slap a cop.Siobhan O'Doul: You're a cop?Richard Castle: Oh!Siobhan O'Doul: Ugh! You liar! You son of a bitch! How could you? Get off of me! Let go!Kevin Ryan: I can explain.
Alexis Castle: What is all that?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my lord.Richard Castle: Somewhere in one of these bags is the perfect baby shower gift for Jen and Ryan. I just need your help picking which one. Ready? Ta-da!Alexis Castle: No.Martha Rodgers: Is that a bulletproof baby vest?Alexis Castle: It's completely inappropriate.Richard Castle: Really?Martha Rodgers: Oh, my... so wrong.Richard Castle: Okay. Well, then you're gonna hate the onesies that say, "I'm with Officer Stupid."
Javier Esposito: It's a winning ticket. Hard to believe a little slip of paper's worth over a hundred mil.Richard Castle: What would you do if you won that kind of money?Javier Esposito: Easy. Buy a Ferrari.Richard Castle: I have one. Not as great as you would think.Javier Esposito: Yeah, but they're hella fast.Richard Castle: Well, as fast as every other car in rush hour traffic.
