Richard Castle: Ahh! Ahhhhh!Richard Castle: I'm just kidding.Kate Beckett: Castle!Richard Castle: I can't believe you fell for that.
Kate Beckett: You got anything?Kevin Ryan: Well, um... eh, I never thought I'd say this after graduating the sixth grade, but our bra research is in.
Richard Castle: Stop it. Stop it! Stop!Kate Beckett: Uh... who are you yelling at?Richard Castle: No one. I just... still have writer's block. That's all.Kate Beckett: So, you're taking it out on your laptop?Richard Castle: No, not the laptop. The... The cursor. I mean, just look at it there taunting me. Just blinking on-off, on-off, like it's so easy writing a best-selling novel. 'Cause I'd like to see you try it, Mr. Cursor! I'd like to see you try it! So why don't we...Kate Beckett: Why don't we just say goodbye to Mr. Cursor?
Jason: I'm not talking to Mr. Castle. He's a jerk face!Richard Castle: Okay, you know what? He's the jerk face!Kate Beckett: He's eight years old. You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?Richard Castle: How was I supposed to know he'd be the witness?
