Dude, you are so busted.
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Javier Esposito: Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.Richard Castle: I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.Kevin Ryan: No, no, no. We are not sampling any clubs.Javier Esposito: What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?Kevin Ryan: Look Javier, I...Kevin Ryan: I got some bad news.Kevin Ryan: I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.Javier Esposito: Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?Kevin Ryan: It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.Javier Esposito: Yeah, you did.Richard Castle: No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.Richard Castle: Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.Javier Esposito: This sucks.Kevin Ryan: I know.Javier Esposito: And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.Kevin Ryan: I know.Richard Castle: Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.
Richard Castle: Hello, Sheila.Sheila Blaine: Richard... Figures you'd be at the heart of this mess.Richard Castle: Detective Beckett, this is Sheila Blaine, mother of the bride. So, I guess I didn't end up homeless or teaching at a third-rate college in New Hampshire after all.Sheila Blaine: There's still time.Richard Castle: I've missed our special talks. Sheila didn't approve of struggling artists. You must like Greg, though. He's from money, right?Sheila Blaine: It was never about the money, Richard. It was about character. And you would know that... if you had any.Kate Beckett: Wow! Just imagine, if things had worked out, you'd be spending Thanksgivings with her.
Kevin Ryan: Castle, how's the knee?Richard Castle: It's not the knee so much as the boredom.Javier Esposito: I thought you writers liked being alone.Richard Castle: Yeah, if I could write. But the painkillers make me a little loopy. Last night, I used the word 'speculate' three times in the same sentence.Kevin Ryan: Hmm. You *must* be bored. You've actually gone "Rear Window".Richard Castle: Alexis got me those as a joke to cheer me up. I have not yet resorted to voyeurism.Kevin Ryan: Then you are missing out.Javier Esposito: What? Let me see.Kevin Ryan: No. Hey!Javier Esposito: Give me the binoculars!Kevin Ryan: Dude, she was just about to take off her towel.Javier Esposito: Oh, the towel's off.Kevin Ryan: Yeah?Kate Beckett: Unless the body that you're looking at is dead, I suggest you drop those binoculars.