Patrick Jane: I mean, no offense, but you have no dishonesty in you.Teresa Lisbon: I Have Dishonesty in me. I can put up a front.
Victor Castillo: The make believe was a bit unorthodox, unpleasant, but - I'm sure you all know what you're doing.Teresa Lisbon: Most of the time.
Teresa Lisbon: It's good to see you care.Patrick Jane: You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Kimball Cho: Where were you yesterday, Ted?Ted Luscom: Well, I was several places, Kimball.Kimball Cho: We're gonna need a list.Ted Luscom: We? I only see one of you.Kimball Cho: I, and the state machinery of oppression's gonna need a list.