The Mentalist quotes

Amber: That's a very clever trick.
Patrick Jane: It's not rocket surgery.

Patrick Jane

Grace Van Pelt: A little old to be necking, aren't they?
Patrick Jane: There's an age limit on that?

Grace Van Pelt, Patrick Jane

Wayne Rigsby: So listen, delicate question.
Kimball Cho: Yes.
Wayne Rigsby: Thursday quiz nights: strictly no bosses as you know. Should we give your spot to Lisbon? Feels kind of weird.
Kimball Cho: Do what you feel is right.
Wayne Rigsby: Or should we just hang on to your spot - in case you screw up.
Wayne Rigsby: It's just a joke.
Kimball Cho: Yeah, funny.
Wayne Rigsby: You're gonna make a Hell of a boss, man. I'm already scared of you.

Wayne Rigsby, Kimball Cho