The Mentalist quotes

Patrick Jane: What's the best way in with a luscious redhead?
Wayne Rigsby: Van Pelt?
Patrick Jane: Well, clearly you two had a thing and she dumped you, but maybe you can share a tip on how to open the cookie jar. You know, get some, uh, tasty ginger snaps?
Wayne Rigsby: Huh. You want a tip? Back off.
Patrick Jane: I thought we were a team.

Wayne Rigsby, Patrick Jane

Kimball Cho: Listen boss.
Teresa Lisbon: Don't call me "boss." I'm not your boss. You're my boss.

Teresa Lisbon, Kimball Cho

Mrs. Bittacker: He has to be on dialysis in less than an hour.
Dennis Abbott: Oh. Well, that is a problem. Oh, how's this: we'll take his IV pole with us. Well, just while we hold you. Now, I can't say what's gonna happen when he goes back to the 'pen.
Mrs. Bittacker: What's going on? Care to illuminate me, Agent?
Dennis Abbott: Supervising Agent Dennis Abbott.
Mrs. Bittacker: [sarcastic admiration] My.
Dennis Abbott: I'm gonna lay this out in words that are designed to resonate. You're gonna call off the hit on Lily Stoppard. You *will* call it off. And you will deliver us Lydon. Or I won't be able to answer to your son's well-being.
Mrs. Bittacker: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm truly lost in this conversation.
Dennis Abbott: You want to call my bluff? Well, do it. Please. Because while Ethan suffers, or whatever happens to him, it'll be on you. He's nothing to me.
Mrs. Bittacker: But he's not, is he? He's not nothing to you. You're a lawman. A supervising agent, and he is a citizen. Sure, you may make unhappy or uncomfortable, but you're not gonna let him die. You're too damn ethical for that.
Dennis Abbott: They don't know me, do they, Cho?
Kimball Cho: No.
Mrs. Bittacker: I think I do. And I'm gonna bet my son on it.

Kimball Cho