Wayne Rigsby: That's my card!Wayne Rigsby: How did you do that?Patrick Jane: Huh? What?Medical Examiner: Card tricks? A man has lost his life. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Kimball Cho: You're not getting enough sex with Van Pelt.Wayne Rigsby: Hey. Shh. We don't talk about that.
Coroner Steiner: The only other time that I have been in a room like this was to examine a man who died accidentally in the middle of an auto-erotic ritual.Patrick Jane: Well I bet he died with a smile on his face.
Coach Dieter: You made that sound like I'm a sex molester or something. I smacked a couple kids because they needed an attitude adjustment. Their panty-waist parents made an issue of it.Wayne Rigsby: That's okay then?Coach Dieter: That's football.