Oliver: How did he die?Patrick Jane: Gunshot wound, which, uh, suggests it wasn't the quantum lords that killed him.Oliver: Duh. They'd use a lorax beam.
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Patrick Jane: See that face? That's exactly why I didn't tell you the plan.Teresa Lisbon: It's not a good plan.Patrick Jane: It's a good enough plan and Rigsby is wearing one of those ear thingies, I will talk him through the con. He'll be fine.Teresa Lisbon: What if the killer doesn't show up?Patrick Jane: Then we go back to old fashion police work. But this way we get to enjoy some room service. Please, have a seat.
Patrick Jane: It's nice to be nice. But if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you have to be a bitch. I know you know how.Grace Van Pelt: Gee, thanks.Patrick Jane: It's all about the balance, Grace. Yin, Yang. Nice, bitch. Little bit of bitch inside the nice, a little bit of nice inside the bitch.Grace Van Pelt: Yeah, I'll work on that.Patrick Jane: Keep 'em guessin'.
Dennis Abbott: Jane is making a sincere effort to fit in.Kim Fischer: No, he's not.Dennis Abbott: Look at what he gave me yesterday.Kim Fischer: A robot.Dennis Abbott: No, this is just not a robot. This is *Voltron*, okay? I used to love this when I was a kid.Kim Fischer: He *ditched* me.Dennis Abbott: That's not cool.Kim Fischer: No, that is far, far from cool.Dennis Abbott: Did Jane have something to say about it afterwards?Kim Fischer: Who knows! He hasn't responded to my texts or my phone calls ever since. Where do we draw the line? How far do we bend for this man?Teresa Lisbon: I just got off the phone with Jane. He says he needs a black helicopter, a convoy of vans, and whatever you have that looks most like a tank.