Grace Van Pelt: How 'bout you give us a statement, maybe help yourself?Milton Howard: How 'bout you kiss me? You're pretty.Grace Van Pelt: So are you. Compared to most state prison inmates.
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Remember, he's not gonna hide the money in or under his mattress.
Teresa Lisbon: Why?Patrick Jane: Lao-tzu.Teresa Lisbon: Lao-tzu?Patrick Jane: Famous Chinese philosopher.Teresa Lisbon: What has he got to do with anything?Patrick Jane: Ah, your unconscious sexual bias at work there, Lisbon. You assumed he was a he.Teresa Lisbon: Well, was he?Patrick Jane: He was. Not the point.
Krystal Markham: Oh, you're trouble.Patrick Jane: Harmless as a fly.