It's lovely to meet you doc, you're a horse's ass, but you mean well. I'll be in van.
Read more Patrick Jane QuotesFrom: The Mentalist
Wayne Rigsby: So, what were you planning to do if Lisbon hadn't stopped him?Patrick Jane: Oh, I didn't bother to formulate. I - I knew she'd stop him.
Kimball Cho: Someone was looking for somethin'.Wayne Rigsby: Thank you, Captain Obvious.Kimball Cho: Three hours of brooding silence, and then sarcasm. It's like we're married.Wayne Rigsby: Sorry, Cho. It's just Special Agent Craig O'Laughlin and his chopper. What does she see in that guy, anyway?Kimball Cho: Ivy League degree in criminology, six years in the 101st Airborne, and a black belt in wushu from a REAL Shaolin temple.Wayne Rigsby: Thanks, buddy.
Mrs. Bittacker: He has to be on dialysis in less than an hour.Dennis Abbott: Oh. Well, that is a problem. Oh, how's this: we'll take his IV pole with us. Well, just while we hold you. Now, I can't say what's gonna happen when he goes back to the 'pen.Mrs. Bittacker: What's going on? Care to illuminate me, Agent?Dennis Abbott: Supervising Agent Dennis Abbott.Mrs. Bittacker: [sarcastic admiration] My.Dennis Abbott: I'm gonna lay this out in words that are designed to resonate. You're gonna call off the hit on Lily Stoppard. You *will* call it off. And you will deliver us Lydon. Or I won't be able to answer to your son's well-being.Mrs. Bittacker: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm truly lost in this conversation.Dennis Abbott: You want to call my bluff? Well, do it. Please. Because while Ethan suffers, or whatever happens to him, it'll be on you. He's nothing to me.Mrs. Bittacker: But he's not, is he? He's not nothing to you. You're a lawman. A supervising agent, and he is a citizen. Sure, you may make unhappy or uncomfortable, but you're not gonna let him die. You're too damn ethical for that.Dennis Abbott: They don't know me, do they, Cho?Kimball Cho: No.Mrs. Bittacker: I think I do. And I'm gonna bet my son on it.