The Mentalist quotes

Patrick Jane: Didn't Rick Tiegler's black-out strike you as weird?
Wayne Rigsby: Why? He got drunk, he blacked out, he killed someone. Who hasn't been there?
Wayne Rigsby: ... Kidding.

Wayne Rigsby, Patrick Jane

Teresa Lisbon: It's good to see you care.
Patrick Jane: You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane

Grace Van Pelt: How's boss?
Patrick Jane: Alive and cranky.

Patrick Jane