The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: Why?
Patrick Jane: Lao-tzu.
Teresa Lisbon: Lao-tzu?
Patrick Jane: Famous Chinese philosopher.
Teresa Lisbon: What has he got to do with anything?
Patrick Jane: Ah, your unconscious sexual bias at work there, Lisbon. You assumed he was a he.
Teresa Lisbon: Well, was he?
Patrick Jane: He was. Not the point.

Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane

Kimball Cho: Why a sexual motive? Could be gangs or drugs.
Patrick Jane: A drug-trade smothering? By who, the Sesame Street Crips?

Kimball Cho, Patrick Jane

Rulon Farnes: It's not my fault I look like this.
Kimball Cho: It is, actually. With a low-carb diet and exercise, you could look very different.

Kimball Cho