Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.
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Dan Humphrey: You could have died.Chuck Bass: Is being dead so much worse than being nothing?
Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.