Blair Waldorf: What if we need games? What if without them we're boring?Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
Lily van der Woodsen: When you two are done hiding up here I'm taking you both out for dessert.Serena van der Woodsen: Can't mom I'm busy.Lily van der Woodsen: But this is important for our family it'll just be the three of us.Serena van der Woodsen: Mom anytime you say it'll just be the three of us it means your dating someone new. Whoever it is I don't care I'll just see him at the wedding.Lily van der Woodsen: Fine, fine then I wil just tell you who it is because your going to be seeing him around from now on, it's Bart Bass.Serena van der Woodsen , Eric van der Woodsen: Bart Bass!Serena van der Woodsen: Mom you can not date Bart Bass.Lily van der Woodsen: You just said a moment ago you didn't care who it was.Serena van der Woodsen: That was before I knew who it was.Eric van der Woodsen: He only has one facial expression he scares me.Serena van der Woodsen: And he raised Chuck that scares me.Lily van der Woodsen: Oh, Serena as usual your being overly dramatic. I'm not marrying Bart, this is very casual and regardless I'm not asking your permission.
Serena Van Der Woodsen: So, Mr. Screenwriter... Are you ready for your your first ever development meeting?Dan Humphrey: I think so. As long as you guys don't wanna change the ending. Or the beginning. Or all the stuff in the middle.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.