Blair Waldorf: What do we have, Chuck?Chuck Bass: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
Blair Waldorf: What are you doing?Nate Archibald: Going to Victrola. I promised Chuck it's important to him.Blair Waldorf: I saw your father get arrested. Why didn't you come to me, I would've listened.Nate Archibald: I've tried Blair. But everytime I try something's got your attention, a dinner party, ya know a masked ball.Blair Waldorf: Yeah, let's talk about that masked ball. Let's talk about how while I was waiting for you to find so that we could finally be together, you were confessing your feelings and kissing Serena. I thought I was doing everything right.Nate Archibald: It's not your fault.Blair Waldorf: Do you love me?Blair Waldorf: You should deal with your father. He needs you. You know what, I don't.
Vanessa Abrams: Maybe we were too hard on her.Dan Humphrey: Are you serious? She's Georgina!Vanessa Abrams: And you're Dan!Dan Humphrey: And you're Vanessa! This is a fun game.
Well, as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about a fake boyfriend who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you could probably get us a copy of that Fallon interview, right?