Nate Archibald: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?Chuck Bass: Call me sentimental.
Jack Bass: Chuck, this letter represents your dad's final words.Blair Waldorf: Your dad wrote you a letter? You have to read it!Nate Archibald: Yeah, aren't you curious to know what it says?Chuck Bass: I think I can guess. "You're a disappointment of a son, I'd die of embarrassment if I wasn't already. Why do you wear so much purple?"
Don't 'f' with an 'f'-er.
Vanessa Abrams: You're sick.Chuck Bass: You're welcome.