Nate Archibald: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?Chuck Bass: Call me sentimental.
How about instead of pain, you try to feel good things? I could tickle you.
Georgina Sparks: My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so... go Bobcats!Blair Waldorf: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.Georgina Sparks: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.Blair Waldorf: You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan.
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.