Dan Humphrey: Did you sleep with someone else?Serena van der Woodsen: Yes.Dan Humphrey: I'm done.
So what happened with you and Man Bangs?
Serena van der Woodsen: Chuck, what is she doing here?Blair Waldorf: Are you trying to have me killed? Bass?Chuck Bass: She's fine!Nate Archibald: Shh! Shut up!Blair Waldorf: Oh, my God. I am going to scream at somebody right now.
Dorota Kishlovsky: You sure you want to read miss Blair? There are some bad things about friends in there.Blair Waldorf: Don't you know me at all? I love reading bad things about my friends. It's the only thing that makes me feel better about myself.