Dan Humphrey: Hey, I've been wondering where you were.Chuck Bass: You mean all your life?
Dan Humphrey: Go to your interview, I'll meet you at your apartment, and we'll open it there.Blair Waldorf: That is much more civilized. Unlike your hair, Humphrey. You look like a muppet.
Vanessa Abrams: Hey, I'm thinking one pink can of gummy worms and another of Swedish fish.Dan Humphrey: Is this how you and Nate want to celebrate two months of dating? With all things gummy?
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm so glad they did this alphabetically, cause now I get to see the look on your face when I use your answer even sooner.Blair Waldorf: I can tell you right now the look on my face will be a vindication.