Dan Humphrey: Hey, I've been wondering where you were.Chuck Bass: You mean all your life?
Blair Waldorf: How could you do this to me? Just because I didn't give your geriatric boyfriend a seat doesn't mean you had to tell Sage to sabotage my show.Serena van der Woodsen: Save it, Blair! You were so upset that I care more about Steven then your show that you had to destroy my relationship.Blair Waldorf: I didn't tell her to take off her dress in front of all of New York City on that fashion runway. You did.Serena van der Woodsen: No, I didn't. I would rather avoid the child pornography charges.Blair Waldorf: Well, if I didn't tell her to take off the dress and you didn't tell her to take off the dress, then who did?Sage Spence: Nobody. I happened to like the underwear more.
Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. Lucky for me, I may have to go out tonight after all.
Chuck Bass: You looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.Blair Waldorf: Oh, is that what I am to you?Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?Chuck Bass: Next to him yes...Chuck Bass: You looked pretty hot on Prince Theodore's arm today.Blair Waldorf: Oh, is that what I am to you?Blair Waldorf: Just an accessory?Chuck Bass: Next to him yes...Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on you remember? Cause you don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.Blair Waldorf: But you have to learn to behave yourself first.Chuck Bass: On me you'd be so much more.Blair Waldorf: Yes, but I can't be on you remember? Cause you don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone too.Blair Waldorf: But you have to learn to behave yourself first.
