Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
We tried to create a new world for our relationship to exist but we failed miserably. You don't live in my world and I certainly don't want to live in yours. So what does that leave us?
In an ironic - though not totally unexpected - twist, Nate got the one I wanted.
Serena van der Woodsen: Wait, you slept with him?Blair Waldorf: Shh!Serena van der Woodsen: Blair!Blair Waldorf: What happened to no judging?Serena van der Woodsen: I'm not, but I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make things special.Blair Waldorf: Oh, so Nate gets the free pass and I'm the slut?Serena van der Woodsen: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.Blair Waldorf: Well it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. Besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend, right S?Serena van der Woodsen: Way to prove a point.