Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
Dan Humphrey: Hey, I've been wondering where you were.Chuck Bass: You mean all your life?
Chuck Bass: Humphrey, never a pleasure.Dan Humphrey: Oh good we actually agree on something.Chuck Bass: Archibald, isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.Nate Archibald: Hey man let's go.