Serena van der Woodsen: Oh ok, let's get one thing straight: our parents may be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.Chuck Bass: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
Blair Waldorf: Serena can we talk?Serena van der Woodsen: About what? How you tried to publicly humiliate me?Blair Waldorf: You know about the dress?Serena van der Woodsen: Yeah Laurel told me, she said it was an accident, clearly she doesn't know you.Blair Waldorf: I'm sorry, I was hurt okay. You, you blew off our most beloved tradition.Serena van der Woodsen: Just get over it Blair.Blair Waldorf: Excuse me?Serena van der Woodsen: My whole life I have been bending over backwards to protect your feelings and you know what? It's not my fault you're so insecure.Blair Waldorf: And I'm sure it's not your fault you're so conceited.Serena van der Woodsen: I'm just tired of trying to hold myself back so I don't outshine you.Blair Waldorf: Oh my god, can you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?Serena van der Woodsen: It's just the truth. From now on, I'm gonna be who I am and if you can support that and not be threatened and competitive then great, if not...
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna lose everything.Dan Humphrey: You'll still have me.Gossip Girl: Maybe it's not bloodbonds that make us a family. Perhaps it's the people who know our secrets and love us anyway, so we can finally be ourselves. XO, XO, Gossip Girl.