Peter Parker Quotes

Spider-Man : Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?
Car Thief : Yes, it's a real knife.
Spider-Man : My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!

Uh-oh. Somebody's been a bad lizard.

Cross-species genetics. Person gets Parkinson's when the brain cells that produce dopemine start to disappear. But the zebra fish has the ability to regenerate cells on command. If you could somehow give this ability to the woman you're talking about, that's that. She's... She's curing herself.

Ben Parker : You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility.
Peter Parker : That's nice. That's great... That's all well and good. So where is he?
Ben Parker : What?
Peter Parker : Where is he? Where's my dad? He didn't think it was his responsibility to be here to tell me this himself?
Ben Parker : Oh, come on, how dare you?
Peter Parker : How dare I? How dare you?

We all have secrets: the ones we keep... and the ones that are kept from us.

You motherhubbard!

Dr. Curt Connors : I'm sure you're a very nice young man, but this is a home. Make an appointment with my office.
Peter Parker : Dr Connors? I'm Richard Parker's son.
Dr. Curt Connors : Peter?

Put him down, Eugene!

I'm still not taking the picture.

Don't... make me... have to... hurt you!

Store Clerk : Somebody stop that guy! Hey, kid, a little help.
Peter Parker : Not my policy.

Jack's Father : Who are you?
Spider-Man : Spider-Man.

Miss Ritter : Peter, don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker : But those are the best kind.

Flash Thompson : Hey, Parker.
Peter Parker : Not today, Flash.
Flash Thompson : Hey, come on man, I just want to talk.
Flash Thompson : It feels better right? Look, your uncle died. I'm sorry. I get it. I'm sorry.

Car Thief Cop : Freeze! You in the tights, don't move!
Spider-Man : You serious?
Car Thief Cop : Who are you?
Spider-Man : No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask.
Car Thief Cop : Freeze!
Spider-Man : I just did 80% of your job. Huh? And that - Is that how you repay me?

Peter Parker : This beats all of the meat loafs.
May Parker : Something is very wrong.
Ben Parker : Yeah. Nobody likes your meat loaf.

Miss Ritter : Mr. Parker! Tardy again?
Peter Parker : Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.
Miss Ritter : Don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker : Yeah but those are the best kind.

Ben Parker : I think it's the condenser tray.
Peter Parker : No, too much water for the condenser tray or the heat exchange tubing. This has got to be the fill line.
Ben Parker : That's the only thing that makes any sense...

Spider-Man : Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief : Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man : Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?