The Amazing Spider-Man quotes

May Parker : Why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meat loaf? You could have said that to me 37 years ago.
Ben Parker : Um...
May Parker : How many meat loaves have I made for you?

Uncle Ben

Store Clerk : Somebody stop that guy! Hey, kid, a little help.
Peter Parker : Not my policy.

Peter Parker

Spider-Man : Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief : Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man : Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

Peter Parker