The Amazing Spider-Man quotes

Spider-Man : Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief : Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man : Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

Peter Parker

Peter Parker : This beats all of the meat loafs.
May Parker : Something is very wrong.
Ben Parker : Yeah. Nobody likes your meat loaf.

Peter Parker

Store Clerk : Somebody stop that guy! Hey, kid, a little help.
Peter Parker : Not my policy.

Peter Parker