Peter Parker: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.Doctor Strange: Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we are beyond you calling me sir.Peter Parker: Okay, Stephen...Doctor Strange: That feels weird, but I will allow it.
Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.Peter Parker: What do you mean?Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.
MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.Peter Parker: Stop, come on.MJ: Yes, my spider lord.
I peed in the pool.