Ellerby Quotes

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

Our target: microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck?

You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.

This unit is new, and you are the newest members of it. You have been selected from the basis of intelligence and aptitude. This is an elite unit. Our job is to smash, or marginally disrupt, organized crime in the city by enhanced cooperation of the FBI, represented here today by Frank Lazio. And we will do it. By organized crime in the city, you know who we mean - that's Jackie Costigan, that's an old picture. Jackie met his demise. Last known photograph. Costello uses three key guys: that's Fitzy - off-the-boat psycho who lives with his mother, who's straight out of Going My Way. Delahunt - muscle. French - the number one. But of course the rock star - you know who. We've done a briefing. Books, so read up. I want any and all ideas so I can pass them off as my own. Word hard, you'll rise fast. You're in the best possible position in the department. Let's go to work.

Do you got any suits at home or do you like to come to work like you're gonna invade Poland?

We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.

Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck.