Dopinder : I presume a crisp high five?Deadpool : For you? 10.Deadpool : Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.Deadpool : You know what do to.Dopinder : Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!
How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?
Blind Al : I get why you're so pissy, but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.Deadpool : What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me. If you could see me, you'd understand.Blind Al : Looks aren't everything.Deadpool : Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?Blind Al : Love is blind, Wade.Deadpool : No. You're blind.Blind Al : So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?Deadpool : No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty, and then I'll come up with a whole new Christmas day plan.
Did you ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.