How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?
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Negasonic Teenage Warhead : You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?Deadpool : Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.Colossus :Wade, is that you?Deadpool : Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse. I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask, too, if I had a face like that. I only wish I'd heal the same.
Dopinder : I presume a crisp high five?Deadpool : For you? 10.Deadpool : Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.Deadpool : You know what do to.Dopinder : Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!