Dopinder Quotes

Dopinder : Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool : Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Dopinder : And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool?
Deadpool : This shit...
Deadpool : Boo!

Deadpool : Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
Dopinder : Yeah.
Deadpool : Or the whole world tastes like Mama Juice after hot yoga.
Dopinder : Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?
Deadpool : Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.

Dopinder : I presume a crisp high five?
Deadpool : For you? 10.
Deadpool : Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference.
Deadpool : You know what do to.
Dopinder : Knock 'em dead, Pool Boy!

Dopinder : That's, uh, $27.50.
Deadpool : I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
Dopinder : Oh.
Deadpool : But, uh, how about a crisp high five?