Cable : Why are you protecting the kid?Deadpool : I don't give a fuck about him and his Are You My Mother complex!
Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.
So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs.