Cable : There's nothing I can't kill.Deadpool : Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything,son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.Deadpool : Those bullets were, like, super fast.
Deadpool : You time-sliding son of a bitch. You did this for me? Wait, you can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl and your wife?Cable : No, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion.Deadpool : No, you did it for me.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : You did.Cable : No, I didn't.Deadpool : Pretty sure you did.Cable : No, I'm positive I didn't.Deadpool : Fine. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me.Deadpool : I'm not even gonna look because you did it for me.Cable : Say it again.Deadpool : You did it for me.Cable : Jesus.
Deadpool : Just once, I gonna to find a planet where people are worse than me at everything, a whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman.Weasel : Isn't that Canada?Deadpool : You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Cable : The name's Cable! From the future. Just walk away.Wade Wilson : Oh? So you're from the future? I have three questions, then. One: is dubstep still a thing? Two: which Sharknado are we on? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"?