Dopinder : You're my Tom Cruise!Deadpool : And you're my Kristen Dunst!Deadpool : Kristen? Kirsten?
Deadpool : Oh, well that's... that's just the most... beautiful thing that I've- I don't know what this is.Vanessa : My IUD.Deadpool : ...A bomb?Vanessa : No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device.
Firefist : What do you say we go fuck some shit up?Juggernaut : Let's Fuck Some Shit Up is my legal middle name.
Dopinder : I want some more.Deadpool :I bet you do, Brown Panther.