Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.
When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
J.D. Sheldrake: I've missed you.Fran Kubelik: Like old times. Same booth, same song...J.D. Sheldrake: It's been hell.Fran Kubelik: Same sauce: sweet and sour.