When you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.
Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.
Fran Kubelik: What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?C.C. Baxter: Bad insurance risk?Fran Kubelik: That's me with men.