Just because I wear a uniform doesn't make me a girl scout.
Sheldrake's Wife: What is it, Jeff? Who's on the phone?J.D. Sheldrake: One of our employees had an accident. I don't know why they bother me with these things on Christmas day.
Fran Kubelik: [Baxter is straining spaghetti with a tennis racket] Say, you're pretty good with that racket.C.C. Baxter: You should see my backhand. Wait'll you see me serve the meatballs.
J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.