Sheldrake's Wife: What is it, Jeff? Who's on the phone?J.D. Sheldrake: One of our employees had an accident. I don't know why they bother me with these things on Christmas day.
C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.
Fran Kubelik: He's a taker.C.C. Baxter: A what?Fran Kubelik: Some people take, some people get took. And they know they're getting took and there's nothing they can do about it.
J.D. Sheldrake: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair?C.C. Baxter: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.