Cop: Ma'am, are you aware that it's against the law to possess animals of a barnyard nature in a residential area?Miranda: What if you're married to one?
Read more Miranda Hillard QuotesFrom: Mrs. Doubtfire
Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson.Frank: You look like her mother.Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Dear, I always say, a flawed husband is better than none at all.Miranda: Who needs a husband when I've got you?
Daniel: It's not working. I need to go older.