Frank Quotes

Daniel: It's not working. I need to go older.

Daniel: Could you make me a woman?
Frank: Honey, I'm so happy!
Daniel: I knew you'd understand.

Frank: Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.
Frank: Why wasn't I an only child?

Frank: Older? You mean like a Shelley Winters older, or Shirley MacLaine older?
Daniel: What's the difference?
Frank: Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
Daniel: What about Joan Collins?
Frank: Oh, I don't think I have the strength. But I have some plaster.

Frank: She wants to know if you want to come stay with her.
Daniel: No way!
Frank: He says he'll think about it, Ma.

Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson.
Frank: You look like her mother.
Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.