Jerry Seinfeld: I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?Kramer: What state?Jerry Seinfeld: Rhode Island.Kramer: They're never in contention.
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But I always get confused in the movie theater by the plot. It's embarrassing. This is embarrassing thing to have to admit, but I'm the one that you see in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going, "Oh, you mean that was the same guy from the beginning? Oh..." Nobody will explain it to you. When you're in the theater, you can't find out... "Why did they kill that guy? Why did they kill him? Who was that guy? What was that guy? I thought he was with them. Wasn't he with them? Why would they kill him if he was with them? Oh, he wasn't really with them. I thought he was with them. It's a good thing they killed him."
Timmy: What are you doing?George Costanza: Excuse me?Timmy: Did you just double-dip that chip?George Costanza: What?Timmy: You double-dipped the chip!George Costanza: So?Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth in the dip! Look, when you take a chip, just take one dip and END IT!
Jerry: So what happened with Kramer's mother?George Costanza: It's all worked out. Nina and I will have dinner Thursday at the restaurant where Babs works.Jerry: What's she like?George Costanza: Oh, she's a Kramer. And uh, while I was there I, uh, happened to pick up another juicy little nugget about our friend.Elaine: Ah, I'm ready what?Jerry: What is it?George Costanza: I, uh, got the first name.Elaine: You found out Kramer's first name?Jerry: I've been trying to get it out of him for ten years! What is it?George Costanza: Cosmo.Jerry, Elaine: Cosmo?George Costanza: Cosmo.Jerry, Elaine: Cosmo?Cosmo Kramer: What's so funny?... wha?