Jerry: So he just shaves his head for no reason?George Costanza: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!
Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
George Costanza: Jerry... This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.Jerry Seinfeld: What?George Costanza: She just dislikes me so much... It's irresistable.Jerry Seinfeld: I can see that.
Jerry Seinfeld: You kept making all the stops?Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.