Jerry Seinfeld: Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you asking him out?
Jesse: Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Jerry Seinfeld: Right in front of me? How do you know we're not together? Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.
Jesse: I don't know. I just didn't think you were.
Jerry Seinfeld: Well, we're sitting here together. Why wouldn't you think that?
Jesse: I don't know. I just didn't.
Jerry Seinfeld: Well, it's very emasculating.
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