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Jerry Seinfeld: And what is his stand on abortion?Elaine Marie Benes: What?Jerry Seinfeld: What is his stand... on abortion?Elaine Marie Benes: Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice.Jerry Seinfeld: How do you know?Elaine Marie Benes: Because he... Well... He's just so good-looking.Jerry Seinfeld: Well, you should probably ask. Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's Pizzas... could be trouble.
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?Kramer: What state?Jerry Seinfeld: Rhode Island.Kramer: They're never in contention.
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