Jerry Seinfeld: I can't wear these. They look ridiculous.Kramer: Well, you look like a cowboy!Jerry Seinfeld: I don't wanna be a cowboy!
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Frank Costanza: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?George Costanza: Why don't we talk about it another time.Frank Costanza: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.Frank Costanza: That's perverse.
I don't know what to you Elton.
I get the feeling when lesbians are looking at me, they're thinking "That's why I'm not heterosexual".