Jerry Seinfeld: I don't see any pig-men I see human, human, human... Wait a second.Cosmo Kramer: What?Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, it's George.
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Jerry: You feel the need to use a lot of obscenities at the dentist?Cosmo Kramer: When they pull that needle out, I let the ex-ple-tives fly!2 of 2 found this interesting | Share thisJerry: You're turning into Jimmy!George Costanza: George is getting upset!
Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Cosmo Kramer: Hey.George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!Cosmo Kramer: Bald?George Costanza: Yeah, that's right.Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.George Costanza: So?Elaine: You're bald!George Costanza: No, I'm not!George Costanza: I... *was* bald.