Cosmo Kramer: Hey.
George Costanza: You fixed me up with a bald woman!
Cosmo Kramer: Bald?
George Costanza: Yeah, that's right.
Elaine: Do you see the irony here? You're rejecting somebody because they're bald.
George Costanza: So?
Elaine: You're bald!
George Costanza: No, I'm not!
George Costanza: I... *was* bald.
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From: Seinfeld