Kramer, listen to me. I'm never gonna have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.
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There are many different job in the police. It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. You know it's not dangerous, the criminals are long gone, that seems like a good one. I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be a sketch artists, but they couldn't draw too well..."listen Johnson, forget the sketches. Do you think if we left a dead body right there on the sidewalk, you could manage to trace around it? Could you do that?". I don't even know how it helps to solve the crime? You know, they look at the thing on the ground..."aah his arm was like that when he hit the pavement. That means the killer must've been Jim."
Cosmo Kramer: I still don't understand what the problem is having her in the building.Jerry: Let me explain something to you. You see, you're not normal. You're a great guy, I love you, but - - you're a pod. I, on the other hand, am a human being. I sometimes feel anxious, uncomfortable, even inhibited in certain situations with the other human beings. You wouldn't understand.Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, 'cause I'm a pod.
Jerry Seinfeld: Have you tasted the soup?Elaine Benes: Yeah, alright, you made the right decision.Jerry Seinfeld: See, the way I figure it, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila than with the Soup Nazi.