Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!
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Lois: So will you come to Hawaii with me Jerry?Jerry Seinfeld: Maybe I will, Lois. Maybe I will.
George Costanza: I can't believe the Yankees really fired me.Jerry Seinfeld: You had a good run. Took 'em to the World Series.George Costanza: I gotta give the players most of the credit for that.Jerry Seinfeld: Don't sell yourself short. You made all those flight arrangements, hotels, buses.George Costanza: No, I don't know who was doing that.Jerry Seinfeld: So when you actually did work, what is it that you did?George Costanza: I tell you, they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe.
I think the idea behind the tuxedo is kind of the woman's point of view that men are all the same. We might as well dress them that way. That's why, to me, a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and... some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding-safety device created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over and she marries the next guy. That's why the wedding vow isn't "Do you take Bill Simpson?" It's "Do you take... this man?"