Cosmo Kramer: What, you don't think I can, huh?Jerry Seinfeld: Oh, no, it's not that I don't think you can. I know that you can't and I'm positive that you won't.
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He was only attracted to lactating women, but he's fine now. Of course, he eats a lot of cheese.
Cosmo Kramer: Understudys, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world.Jerry Seinfeld: I'm glad that she's an understudy. This way I avoid having to go backstage and think of something to say.George Costanza: Going backstage is the worst. Especially when they stink, then it's a real problem.Jerry Seinfeld: Just once I'd like to tell someone they stink. 'Ya know what? I didn't like the show, I didn't like you, ya just really stunk. The whole thing: really bad. Stinkaroo. Thanks for the tickets though.'
Ahhh, ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't ya? The JEWS!